Funny Mothers Day Messages For Your Mum
Mother’s Day is the perfect excuse to remind Mum just how much she means to you, and what better way to do it than with a message that makes her laugh? Whether she is the queen of comebacks, the master of “I told you so”, or simply the family legend, these funny Mother’s Day quotes are guaranteed to raise a smile and maybe even an eye roll.
Mum, thanks for always saying, “Because I said so.” Truly unbeatable logic.
Happy Mother’s Day! I’d be completely lost without you… and so would all my socks.
Mum, I love you more than you love hiding vegetables in perfectly innocent meals.
Raising me deserves a medal… or at the very least, an extra-large glass of wine.
You always said, “Just wait until you have kids!” I’m still waiting… nervously.
You deserve a luxury spa day this Mother’s Day… but for now, please accept this world-class card.
Mum, you’re like a fine wine.. only getting better with age (and improving everything around you).
You’re the avocado to my toast: essential, comforting and just a little bit extra.
I love you more than you love chocolate… and we both know that’s a big statement.
Thanks for always feeding me. I promise to return the favour one day, just try not to compare.
Mum, thanks for keeping me alive all these years. Honestly, impressive.
Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who knows everything… especially when I’m lying.
Mum, I get all my best qualities from you. (You’re welcome.)
Sorry for all the grey hairs. I like to think of them as highlights… from me.
Thanks for being my mum. I know it wasn’t always easy. (See: me.)
Mum, you were right about everything. Don’t let it go to your head.
Behind every great mum is a child who tested her patience daily.
Thanks for answering the phone every time I pretend I don’t need help.
Mum: my first friend, my best friend, and my unpaid therapist.
Happy Mother’s Day! I turned out amazing... clearly you did something right.
Mum, thanks for loving me even during my “interesting” phases.
You deserve Mother of the Year… every year, purely for putting up with me.
Happy Mother’s Day! Your superpower? Finding things that were “literally right there.”
Mum, I finally understand all your sacrifices. I’ve seen my bank balance.
Thanks for teaching me life skills… like how to remove stains and spot bad decisions.
You said I’d understand when I’m older. Annoyingly, you were right.
Mum, you’re the CEO of this family... and we are under constant supervision.
Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who can hear a biscuit packet open from three rooms away.
Thanks for pretending my teenage years were “just a phase.”
Mum, you deserve peace and quiet today… which is why I’ll try not to ask you for anything.
However you choose to celebrate, a little laughter goes a long way. Pair one of these funny Mother’s Day messages with an unforgettable experience, from relaxing spa days to indulgent afternoon teas, and give her something she will truly enjoy. After all, she deserves more than just a card, especially after putting up with you all these years.
Suhani Lotlikar
Content Writer
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